We made it on the plane just in time. Coffee and breakfast sandwiches in hand, we found two seats at the very back off the plane. There was a lady seated in between us who was from Colorado. She had lived in Gwinett County, a large suburb of Atlanta for 20 years and felt pretty removed from Colorado. She was going to visit family. I asked her what food Colorado is famous for. “Rocky Mountain Oysters!” She said. Morgan and I both released a “OOOHHHHHHHH” of excitement. “Do you know what they are?” The lady ask. We both paused and said no. “Bison Testicals.”
